Sgt Pain was an infamous RuneZone member who lived by a string of very obvious lies.
Sergeant Pain Exposed
He claimed to be a soldier, a teacher of both English and PE, a dad of three, a poet and to have been divorced. Ash and Yuz once pretended to be girls on rs and chatted him up for ages.
Ashwin and Yuz pretending to be girls flirting with Sgt Pain.